Cast Away was a prime example of why Jubecron members shouldn't leave on an outter parish trip without a veteran on hand.  The trip consisted of Claudz, Backaz, HyPod and Eric (a non Jubecron member but long time friend of the group).

The trip kicked off at around 8:45am leaving from the house of the Backaz heading to St. Elizibeth. After getting to St. Bess' and a bit of beach hopping they arrived an empty beach dubbed "Cast Away".

Upon arrival the van got stuck in the soft sand of the beach but the thoughts of a beach to themselves made these JBC members ignore the problem.  With everything secured in the van they went to enjoy themselves their private beach. 

The sun proved to be too much for them so they all decided to leave but after getting ready to leave Eric remembered that the van key was left in his pocket while he was swimming and couldn't find it anymore.
 

They searched and searched but it was to no avail.  The only things left to do were to either smash the van's window with a rock and then get a cellphone which could be used to call a tow truck or search for help.  Needless to say HyPod, the king of destruction, was all for a bit of boken glass but since the expense of a broken window wouldn't be comming out of his wallet his opinion didn't matter.

Everyone took off on the loney road to  find help.  During this 20 min walk to civilization they came across some signs they didn't notice earlier. Luckily they found a traveling clothes salesman with a van who decided to help them out and gave Claudia a free pair of converse! The salesman called a friend who could hotwire cars and got him to hotwire the van.

The members were still faced with another problem. The van still needed to get dug out of the sand.  These people must be the luckiest people ever cause just then a guy catching turtles passed and leant them some rope (i know sounds like a story from a book, but nope it's all true). 

A few Smirnoff's and a couple of crooked cops later they all got home safe but know better about leaving their parish unsupervised.

hmmm...How many elites just it take to screw in a lightbulb? lol